It's Whatever

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

in-vagina-we-thrust:

niggablvd:

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

Keep her

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

breakfastburritoe:

do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore